hhnovel #180 - Old demon, I also want to practice Zhuang Gong! (5K subscription required)
#180 - Old demon, I also want to practice Zhuang Gong! (5K subscription required)
For the adult men of Black Mountain Village, once they had children, the remaining task was to wait for death.
This seemed like a curse, and the villagers, with their limited knowledge, were powerless to solve it.
Some people escaped the village because of this, but the Qingzhou Jianghu(江湖: world of martial arts) was very chaotic, like a larger and more cruel village.
No, it was completely devoid of the peace of a village.
In the village, they could only wait for premature aging and death, while outside, they might be raped and killed, with no place to bury their bodies.
This steep cliff, on the contrary, became a barrier for Black Mountain Village to live a stable life.
The Murong brothers and Duan Yun had not yet left, and some people were already showing a strong interest in this cultivation method.
Yes, putting aside the problem of premature aging and death, just the fact that they couldn't even do "that kind of thing" after having children meant that half of the joys of life were reduced.
After all, there was nothing to do in the village.
As newly advanced young heroes, and this being their first time teaching martial arts, the Murong brothers were full of enthusiasm.
Even though he was a genuine lazybones, he was much more diligent at this time.
Duan Yun, seeing him like this, thought that if they didn't have to hurry on their journey, this guy would have wanted to set up camp here and teach martial arts.
The Murong brothers sat in the carriage, feeling strange themselves.
If you had told him a year ago that he would become a young hero acting on behalf of Heaven, or even painstakingly pass on martial arts to some people he had just met, he probably would have thought himself crazy.
Because doing such a thing, having such an idea, was inherently an outrageous thing.
The Jianghu(江湖: world of martial arts) was inherently about rape and murder, and he had not joined in, only knowing about romance, and was already considered unenterprising, and being a hero and teaching ordinary people martial arts was simply going against the heavens.
Unconsciously, he was still influenced by Duan Laomo(段老魔: Old Devil Duan) ah.
Does this mean that I am not a normal person either?
The number of men practicing stance exercises in Black Mountain Village suddenly increased.
After all, not everyone wants to be dispirited, prematurely age, and wait for death.
Or rather, they had seen too many fellow villagers prematurely aging and dying, and were eager to change this situation.
In order to make it easier for people with little knowledge to get started, the Murong brothers even imparted their insights wholeheartedly.
When he first practiced this "Jade Sword True Explanation", the biggest obstacle he encountered was comprehending the moonlight, so he wrote down this process carefully, even including the point that the moon is a mirror, reflecting sunlight.
"Stop practicing, it's late at night, how can your body handle it."
"If I don't practice, this is how my life will be, I want to practice."
"I still want to play with you."
"You rascal!"
Within Black Mountain Village, there was considerable disagreement about whether to practice stance exercises.
After all, these men's bodies were already weak, and this cultivation method required practicing at night facing the moon, and it should be known that the weather was getting colder and colder.
If it wasn't handled well, they could catch a cold, adding insult to injury(雪上加霜: adding snow to the frost).
This was a matter of accepting fate or not.
This stance exercise was not difficult, they only needed to learn simple shallow breathing and feel the moonlight.
Li Sangou(李三狗: a person's name) was the most active in practicing.
Because his eldest brother Li Dagou(李大狗: a person's name) and second brother Li Ergou(李二狗: a person's name) had both passed away, both before the age of forty.
He had seen the desolation and unwillingness of his second brother when he passed away, and as his body deteriorated, he had similar feelings.
Was he to watch himself prematurely age and wait for death, or practice this stance exercise and fight back, was there even a choice?
Li Sangou(李三狗: a person's name) was illiterate and didn't understand that the moon was a mirror reflecting the sun's light.
He only knew how to practice, recklessly practice!
In his understanding, the so-called moon, in the end, wasn't it just the sun changing its appearance after setting and appearing at night?
Just like his wife, she looks gentle and sensible during the day, but once at home, when no one is around, if you dare to provoke her, she will become violently agitated and kick you.
Before his body deteriorated, he had suffered from this woman, being tormented severely at night, and it was only in the last two years that his body had weakened that she had let him off.
So, in Li Sangou's(李三狗: a person's name) eyes, the moon hanging in the sky was just the sun "gentle and not angry".
As the stance exercise continued, he gradually sensed the moonlight, just like his wife, wrapped in a layer of "gentleness" amidst fiery agitation.
That night, Li Sangou(李三狗: a person's name) was pleasantly surprised to find that his body was warm, and desire permeated him.
So, he started playing with his wife.
"You old fool, is that green-haired guy's stance exercise really that magical?"
Afterwards, Li Sangou's(李三狗: a person's name) wife exclaimed.
"What green hair, that's Young Hero Murong, this really saved my old life ah." Li Sangou(李三狗: a person's name) said with tears in his eyes.
He did not expect that there was really a turning point in this matter.
Several days later, many people in the village felt that their bodies had improved after practicing this stance exercise, but not as obvious as Li Sangou(李三狗: a person's name), who could turn around and torment his wife enough.
It was the fifteenth of the month, and the bright moon hung high.
Li Sangou(李三狗: a person's name) was practicing his stance, absorbing the moonlight even more fiercely.
These days, he played with his wife every day, and he felt like he had inexhaustible strength, and the joy of life skyrocketed.
He wanted more!
He already had experience, imagining the moonlight as his own wives, who looked gentle and serene, but were actually fiery in nature.
As they fell into his body, he became stronger and stronger.
For a time, he felt as strong as an ox, able to plow several acres of land at once.
Every time he absorbed the moonlight, his body would feel warm, as if there was a bowl of nourishing hot soup, nourishing his weak body.
But tonight, Li Sangou(李三狗: a person's name) felt very hot, and he was sweating profusely.
Li Sangou's(李三狗: a person's name) wife was no longer worried about her man catching a cold, and every night she saw him practicing his stance in the moonlight, thinking about what would happen at night, she had a feeling of happiness.
But at this time, she suddenly stood up in surprise.
Because she saw her husband smoking.
Then, she couldn't help but shout: "Fire! Fire!"
Li Sangou(李三狗: a person's name) woke up as if from a dream, and looked down, so frightened that he jumped up.
His "brother" was on fire!
"Quick! Quick! Water! Get water!"
Li Sangou's(李三狗: a person's name) wife was strong and reacted quickly, immediately fetching a basin of water at the speed of a dog chasing a mouse, and poured it on Li Sangou(李三狗: a person's name) with a bang.
Li Sangou(李三狗: a person's name) fell to the ground, and the air was filled with a faint smell of burning.
Li Sangou's(李三狗: a person's name) wife glanced at his burnt crotch and worriedly said, "Is it okay?"
"I don't know, I don't dare to look." Li Sangou(李三狗: a person's name) said fearfully.
"I'll help you take a look."
"How is it?"
"I feel like if the skin is peeled off, it should be okay."
"That's good, that's good!"
"How did it catch fire?"
"Young Hero Murong said that this should not be practiced too hastily, practicing too hastily can easily cause internal heat, but this fire is too fierce. It's all my fault for thinking about plowing the land, and I accidentally practiced too hard."
"You old fool!"
With a crack, a head suddenly popped out of an unmanned wild bamboo forest in Black Mountain Village.
The head was pale, looking like a blank sheet of paper, but the eye sockets were as black as ink, and the contrast was comparable to that of a panda.
The key was that the face was very thin, as if there was no flesh, like a skeleton wrapped in skin.
With a snap, the head moved upwards, and an even thinner figure floated out.
This figure was draped in a huge black cloak, and as the person floated upwards, he looked like a giant bat, floating towards Black Mountain Village.
For a time, there were rumors of monsters in Black Mountain Village.
It was said that two twin brothers couldn't sleep one night and suddenly saw a monster with a pale face flying into their yard like a bat.
Because the family was poor, the brothers' room and their parents' room were only separated by a piece of cloth.
And the two brothers watched the monster mouth-to-mouth with their father, sucking the sleeping father violently.
The two brothers were so frightened that they could only pretend to sleep, and then they really fell asleep.
They thought it was just a dream, but when they saw the teeth marks on their father's lips during the day, they felt something was wrong.
When the two children told their parents what they had seen last night, their parents told them it was just a dream.
The two brothers always felt something was wrong, because even if it was a dream, it was impossible for the two brothers to have the same dream.
They secretly remembered that thing and secretly called it "Black Mountain Old Demon".
Later, the two children grew up and began to age prematurely, and they wanted to find evidence of the "Black Mountain Old Demon", but they didn't.
Later, the younger brother ran out of Black Mountain Village and never came back, and the older brother also died, so there were no more rumors of the Black Mountain Old Demon in the village.
In fact, the Black Mountain Old Demon really exists!
Now, the Black Mountain Old Demon has once again flown over Black Mountain Village and began to "hunt".
The reason why those two children discovered him was because he was not skilled enough before!
The Black Mountain Old Demon's(黑山老妖: Black Mountain Old Demon) original name was "Chen Qi", he used to be a bodyguard, and later became a disciple of the Five Tigers Decapitation Sect.
He was a true martial arts genius, one in ten thousand, and believed that there was no martial art he couldn't learn.
In just one year, he became the number one master of the younger generation of the Five Tigers Decapitation Sect.
In fact, the Sect Master was already inferior to him at that time, and he deliberately hid his strength, so he only hid as the "number one master of the younger generation".
Chen Qi was a righteous person, and he usually liked to help the weak and eliminate the strong, and he was quite famous, but he believed that he had a small, forgivable flaw.
That isrape!
Rape(姦: rape) those women with small faces and curvy figures.
That year, Chen Qi had already gained a considerable reputation in Qingzhou and was considered a rare genius in a century, and he would be the next Sect Master of the Five Tigers Decapitation Sect, a figure who could bring the Five Tigers Decapitation Sect back to the peak of the martial arts world.
Young people inevitably became high-spirited, and Chen Qi did not need to do it himself to satisfy his little flaw, but someone would personally send the woman up.
But he still liked to hunt for himself.
As a result, that night, he met a woman he quite liked, so he became beastly and began torape.
Who would have thought that the woman with the childlike face and big breasts was actually a Red Mansion Mad Woman, and she was very powerful.
He was immediately tricked, and even though he resisted and begged for mercy, he was still sucked into a useless person.
The sect initially wanted to save him, but after hiring many doctors and wasting a lot of medicinal materials, the master finally lost patience.
One day, his junior brother said he would take him to seek medical treatment, but he accidentally discovered that his junior brother wanted to harm him. He seized an opportunity to escape from the carriage, but he accidentally fell off a cliff.
He knew that his junior brother harmed him because he received instructions from someone.
He had become a useless person, and the Five Tigers Decapitation Sect did not raise useless people.
Chen Qi fell off the cliff and survived by luck, eking out a living in this Black Mountain area.
Chen Qi, who considered himself to have amazing wisdom, deserved to be a martial arts genius, one in ten thousand, and he actually realized a technique for absorbing Yang Qi(阳气: male essence) and a body technique for flying in the air like a bat in the process of recalling being taken into the air andraped by the Red Mansion Mad Woman.
Since he was sucked into a waste by the Red Mansion Woman, then he could suck others to recover.
So, the Black Mountain area was full of him, the Black Mountain Old Demon.
Chen Qi found that his origin was very badly damaged, and even if he could absorb Yang Qi(阳气: male essence) to recover, it would inevitably be a long process.
So, he was not eager for quick success, but regarded the entire Black Mountain Village as a large vegetable garden.
A vegetable garden for him to recover.
He was so badly injured that absorbing Yang Qi(阳气: male essence) had to be mainly for warming and nourishing.
Women's Yin Qi(阴气: female essence) was too heavy, and ordinary men's Yang Qi(阳气: male essence) was just right.
Thinking that he had to absorb Yang Qi(阳气: male essence) for many years, he could not drain the pond to catch all the fish, so he had a plan to only absorb men who had given birth to children, and wait for the men's sons to grow up and pass on the family line before absorbing them.
In this way, he could absorb it generation after generation.
This was the beginning of the premature aging of adult male villagers in Black Mountain Village.
After so many years of absorbing Yang Qi(阳气: male essence), Chen Qi had recovered most of his strength, and even created his "Absorbing Yang Technique" to a higher level.
He knew that as long as he absorbed it for another two or three years, he would not have to be the "Black Mountain Old Demon" secretly.
He had been living such a life worse than death for so many years, just to take revenge!
After doing these things, he would go to find the Red Mansion Mad Woman.
Now that his Absorbing Yang Technique had reached great success, he was not afraid of the Mad Woman(癫婆: mad woman) even if he met her again.
He, Chen Qi, would take back everything he had lost!
Thinking of this, the Black Mountain Old Demon became even more excited and started his bi-monthly hunt!
Anyway, he only needed to absorb it for two or three years, and he didn't consider sustainable development, so let Black Mountain Village be childless and grandsonless!
Yes, he didn't have to worry too much, he could absorb it more fiercely, absorbing the big and the small together, as nourishment for him to return to his peak.
With a whoosh, Chen Qi landed in a farmer's yard, and unknowingly used finger strength to put the villagers to sleep.
He began to absorb!
After absorbing two households, Chen Qi came to the third household as usual, which was Li Sangou's(李三狗: a person's name) house.
Looking at Li Sangou(李三狗: a person's name) sleeping soundly, Chen Qi felt a sense of accomplishment when he thought of the two brothers who had been sucked to death by him.
Chen Qi could live to this day and return to his peak, thanks to his decades of hard work.
The Black Mountain Old Demon Chen Qi took a deep breath, and instantly mouth-to-mouth with Li Sangou(李三狗: a person's name), sucking together.
The surging Yang Qi(阳气: male essence) entered Chen Qi's body through his lips.
He came to the village to absorb it twice a month, and he was too familiar with the taste of Li Sangou's(李三狗: a person's name) lips and Yang Qi(阳气: male essence), but this time it was different.
Tonight, the Black Mountain Old Demon found that Li Sangou's(李三狗: a person's name) Yang Qi(阳气: male essence) was particularly easy to absorb, with a very special sweetness.
"Ah!"
"So good!"
He inhaled frantically, as if addicted.
In the past, he would at most spend the time of one incense stick on Li Sanguo, but tonight it was a full four incense sticks.
When Black Mountain Old Demon Chen Qi moved his head away, he suddenly discovered that Li Sanguo's lips were swollen, like two sausages hanging there.
He really couldn't help it.
Too sweet!
Chen Qi was worried that he would suck Li Sanguo dry in one go, and then have nothing to suck, so he restrained his impulse, waved the cloak behind him, and went to the next house.
"How will I survive the next half month without such sweet Yang energy to absorb!"
While flying, the Black Mountain Old Demon actually had such thoughts.
You should know that he was able to endure humiliation and bear heavy burdens near Black Mountain Village for decades, carefully absorbing Yang energy and carefully maintaining his body. His determination was definitely beyond the reach of ordinary people.
He never thought he would become addicted to the Yang energy of an ordinary man.
Thinking of Li Sanguo's Yang energy, thinking of his swollen mouth, a heat rose in Chen Qi's abdomen.
He actually had a reaction?
You should know that since he was ruined by the Red Chamber Madwoman, it had been more than thirty years, and he had not had a reaction there.
Unexpectedly, he had it tonight, and it was to a man?
Was it because Li Sanguo was too charming, or was his body getting better?
As time passed, the heat became more and more intense, with a feeling of being out of control.
Chen Qi quickly regained his composure and tried to suppress the heat.
Who would have thought that he couldn't suppress it!
His origin was already seriously damaged, and he couldn't handle strong supplements. Even if he absorbed Yang energy, it was mainly gentle nourishment. But this heat was too intense. If this continued, it would inevitably affect his gradually repairing origin.
Chen Qi flew higher, wanting to use the cold wind at high altitudes to calm down.
But the next moment, a cry of pain rang out.
His crotch was on fire!
The fire suddenly burst up, even igniting his cloak.
"Mom, I'm afraid to go to the outhouse alone."
"Da Yong, you're a boy, why are you so timid?"
Inside a house, a little boy was talking to his mother.
"Ah Hu said that a hand would reach out from the latrine at night."
"He's talking nonsense, go yourself!"
"Okay."
As a result, a moment later, the little boy rushed into the house naked, without even wiping the poop on his butt.
"Wang Da Yong, what are you doing?!"
"Mom, there's a monster!"
"A monster?"
"I, I saw a monster flying in the sky! And it was on fire!"
"Wang Da Yong! Are you lying even when you're pooping! Do you believe I'll give you two slaps!"
"Mom, I'm not!"
Black Mountain Old Demon Chen Qi fell to the ground, covered in smoke. He could smell a strong smell of barbecue coming from his crotch.
The terrible, scorching Yang energy was still rushing through his body.
The injuries he had painstakingly repaired for decades had regressed by more than twenty years in an instant.
The key was, his bird!
Black Mountain Old Demon Chen Qi pulled open his pants and took a look, and tears fell down.
He wanted revenge, wanted to rape and kill his entire sect, wanted to seek revenge from the Red Chamber Madwoman, and this bird was essential!
But now it was charred. Even if he didn't cut it off, it would be useless.
But he didn't cut it off after all, always feeling that even if it was charred, it was better to have something than nothing.
What exactly was going on?
Since becoming the Black Mountain Old Demon, Chen Qi had always been nocturnal and didn't like the daytime.
Because the heat of the sun would also affect his recovery.
In order to figure out the situation, Chen Qi lurked in the village.
Only then did he learn that while he was recovering from his injuries, a green-haired swordsman had taught the villagers some Yin-nourishing and Yang-strengthening pile exercises.
It must be that evil pile exercise that harmed him!
Chen Qi gritted his teeth with hatred, his eyes filled with needle-like hatred!
It was that green-haired swordsman who spread the exercises indiscriminately who harmed him!
He must rape and kill his entire family!
However, although Chen Qi hated to the extreme, he was worthy of being someone who had endured humiliation and borne heavy burdens for many years. He quickly reacted and decided to practice this pile exercise as well!
Several villagers had been sucked dry by him and suffered premature aging, damaging their origins. Practicing this pile exercise could nourish Yin and replenish Yang, improving their condition, so he could too!
Yes, he was a one-in-a-million cultivation genius. What couldn't he learn!
That night, it was still that wild bamboo forest. Chen Qi practiced facing the moon.
Through the understanding during the day and observation at night, he had mastered the essence of this pile exercise.
This was actually a divine skill that could absorb and exhale lunar essence.
He had personally seen several ignorant villagers able to inhale and exhale lunar essence, so it would naturally be even simpler for him, a genius!
Now he had mastered the details of breathing, and all that was left was to inhale and exhale lunar essence.
Come on!
The Black Mountain Old Demon looked at the moon, set up the pile stance, and quickly began to breathe shallowly and deeply.
For so many years, he had been nocturnal and understood the moon too well.
And he had long had his own unique insights and feelings about lunar essence.
Lunar essence was a unique aura produced by the moon, a gift and treasure from the fairy of the lunar palace to the human world. He had actually noticed it long ago, but he didn't know how to absorb this treasure.
And this pile exercise and breathing method undoubtedly solved this difficulty.
Yes, he didn't need to learn from some villagers who struggled to understand lunar essence, because he had already noticed it ten years ago.
In an instant, the moonlight seemed to turn into substance and enter his body.
That night, the Black Mountain Old Demon Chen Qi felt unprecedented...
Menstrual cramps.